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MUSE ON THE ROCKS
(COMPLETE AND UTTER RUBBISH)
The runner was in a hurry
as a prayer believed in itself
as the beginning set sails for infinity
and the book put itself on the shelf
Its mysterious plot had been raped by a missing page
that its author had torn to shreds
in a devastating fit of the blues
when his bi-polar wife left the nest
to bed his agent on Valentine's Day
in a haze of perfume and pretense
while the scribe's raging fury began to broil
the flesh of his vain
Posted on April 9, 2008 at 11:48pm —
"MULTITASKING" - update
Here is something that makes me want to shove a cannon up my ass and light the fuse... MULTITASKING.. You read right -- multitasking! You know -- even MORE work, for the SAME pay, getting even less shit done right!
Personally, I'm so maxed out on multitasking, the only thing I'm getting done these days is absolutely nothing! And I can't even get THAT right!!
I think I'm gonna get me an INTERN! You know, somebody I can multitask the shit out of and work to death, without having t
… ContinuePosted on February 5, 2008 at 12:06pm —
Yayyy! Back on stage to spread his madness!
On Saturday, Jan 5th, 2008 at 8:00 P.M.,
Mad Markie will be premiering his brand-new act,
"Body Language" (from the "Cooking For Cannibals" show)
at the Comedy Corner -- Clarion Hotel, Jacksonville, Int'l Airport, FL
Bring a nurse!
Further gig schedule to be announced shortly.
… Continue
Posted on December 26, 2007 at 11:22pm —
ODE TO FLOOZIE
Got me a GPS for Christmas. About time, because I do a lot of driving to strange places, and if there is a way to get lost, I will find it!
Google maps are sorta kinda OK, but they're worth shit in the dark, and they don't talk to me. Not like my GPS, which I have named Floozie. And Google maps don't put me back on the right track like Floozie does when I miss a turn, or exit, or on-ramp.
Floozie certainly knows a lot. She's a mobile unit, so I tested her in my home to find
… ContinuePosted on December 24, 2007 at 8:44am —
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Scribblers’ Retreat Writers’ Conference 2009
Literacy is our purpose.
Fulfilling dreams is our goal.
www.scribblersretreatwritersconference.com
@ Sea Palms Resort, St. Simons Island, Georgia
February 12-15, 2009 – Elizabeth Blahnik, Ernest Gilbert, Pam Mueller, Kathy Kerr, Maggie Toussaint, Dr. Jim Outlaw, Lee Carter, Millie Wilcox, Monica Simmons, Roger Pinckney
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August 13-16, 2009 – “SciFi, Fantasy, Mystery, Inspirational”
November 12-15, 2009 – “Novels, Short Stories, etc”
Scribblers’ Retreat is a non-profit organization established with the goal of reaching writers of all ages; to inspire and promote their hidden gifts and talents.
By involving the local community, authors, publishers, editors, journalists and all forms of the literary world, we are opening their minds and bringing hope where there was doubt.
Scribblers’ Retreat is not the typical classroom setting. It was designed to bring world-class authors, literature professors, editors, journalists, illustrators, photo journalists, proofreaders, publishers, publicists, screenplay writers, and website/graphic designers, etc. one-on-one with young and old alike. It is the opportunity of a lifetime for someone who has had a manuscript in a desk drawer for 40 years or who has an outstanding poem that simply must be read.
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Where “can’t” is not in our vocabulary.
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1-800-996-2904
912-230-2207
cpantelakis@gmail.com
Also, check out my latest cover for the JGDS (Junior Geography Detective Squad) children's mystery state book series:
Isn't my job cool?
Aidana WillowRaven
www.WillowRavenIllustration.com
IM: willowraven.illustration
I just stopped by to see what you're up to and to let you know about Florida Writers Assn. It's national too!
http://www.floridawriters.net
ALL FWA MEMBERS RECEIVE THE FOLLOWING:
* Quarterly issue of The Florida Writer magazine.
* Extra exposure for your writing by submission of articles and poems to the Florida Writer newsletter.
* A link to your website on the FWA website.
* The opportunity to interact with other writers by attending Writers Group meetings in your area.
* The opportunity to attend and participate in the annual FWA Conferences.
* Even more exposure for you as writer through participation in the annual Awards Program for published and unpublished writers.
* Access to MEMBERS-ONLY e-group where members share publishing, writing, and marketing tips..
* Special members-only rates on advertising in The Florida Writer magazine.
* The opportunity to participate in FWA-sponsored book signing and promotional events held throughout the year.
* Leadership opportunities as a Writers Group Leader, Regional Director or FWA officer.
* SPEAKING Opportunities!
Hope you check out the site and consider joining!
Shara
FWA Secretary
Just dropping in to say "Hi" and see what you have been up to lately!
Best,
Susan
Visit the storefront where I sell my books:
http://www.lulu.com/susancookjahme
Africa’s Amazing ABC (children’s)
http://www.lulu.com/content/973718
African Dust on the Soles Of my Feet (poetry)
http://www.lulu.com/content/973617
Thank you for the book marketing tip.
Best wishes;
Doris